I read on a friend's blog an email she posted about what a bunch of 2nd graders thought about mothers. Someone had them answer a bunch of questions and it was hilarious. I decided to ask Jaden these same questions:
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Why did God make mothers?
Because if any girls didn’t come, that means the boys have to marry BOYS!
How did God make mothers?
By the Spirit. The Holy Ghost.
What ingredients are mothers made of ?
Salt, water, pepper, uh, power of Jesus and the Holy Ghost and that’s it.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
I don’t know… b/c Daddy picked her, that’s it.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
Kind of like Alli, a little girl who hasn’t found the boy she really really loves so much yet. Julianne found one and Kare found one.
What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?
He has to grow up. Like I’m growing up to be a dad too. Growing up is a big job!
Why did your mom marry your dad?
B/c he picked her and he had to grow up to be a big boy, a DADDY. Because he LOVED her, so he married her.
Who's the boss at your house?
The moms and the dads. You know what the boss is of the whole town? The bishop.
What's the difference between moms & dads?
Daddy is taller and older. But you get taller everyday. Boys are different than girls. Girls have long hair and boys have short hair.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
She plays with Kaleb and me so much. And she has to give us some timeouts. That’s it, that’s all I know goodbye.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
To not give Kaleb timeouts when he hurts somebody and it’s good to be healthy.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
Being nice to us kids. She’s not so nice to Kaleb when Kaleb hurts Bradley or me.
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Why did God make mothers?
Because if any girls didn’t come, that means the boys have to marry BOYS!
How did God make mothers?
By the Spirit. The Holy Ghost.
What ingredients are mothers made of ?
Salt, water, pepper, uh, power of Jesus and the Holy Ghost and that’s it.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
I don’t know… b/c Daddy picked her, that’s it.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
Kind of like Alli, a little girl who hasn’t found the boy she really really loves so much yet. Julianne found one and Kare found one.
What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?
He has to grow up. Like I’m growing up to be a dad too. Growing up is a big job!
Why did your mom marry your dad?
B/c he picked her and he had to grow up to be a big boy, a DADDY. Because he LOVED her, so he married her.
Who's the boss at your house?
The moms and the dads. You know what the boss is of the whole town? The bishop.
What's the difference between moms & dads?
Daddy is taller and older. But you get taller everyday. Boys are different than girls. Girls have long hair and boys have short hair.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
She plays with Kaleb and me so much. And she has to give us some timeouts. That’s it, that’s all I know goodbye.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
To not give Kaleb timeouts when he hurts somebody and it’s good to be healthy.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
Being nice to us kids. She’s not so nice to Kaleb when Kaleb hurts Bradley or me.
I'm crying...really...I'm not sure whether it is from laughing or because it is so cute...dang pregnancy...
ReplyDeleteThe Bishop--that's my favortie part. Hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteAWWWW! Love it-he seems to have some knowledge of mothers. I love how he says "he has to grow up" for what you had to know before you married. (Every woman needs to know THAT before we marry our husbands)!
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