Christmas Card 2010

STARZ Magazine: The Socci Scoop

Charles and Crissy were spotted taking a walk together just outside of their modest mansion in West Jordan, UT. The couple tied the knot 8 ½ years ago, and sources say they are still going strong—An implausible feat in this business! Charles (29) is currently working in the Cardiac Intensive Care Unit where he is busy saving lives… one heart at a time. Crissy (29) spends her time at home, taking care of their 3 little boys. She enjoys keeping a blog to preserve her family memories, and is said to make a mean pumpkin bread.

The Socci’s oldest son Jaden (6) keeps up his high-profile style by sporting a pin-striped suit by Wal-Mart. Jaden is in the first grade and lives for recess and PE. He spends more time with boys than with girls this year, for fear of getting the “girl touch.” Jaden has moved up to the 4^th rank (blue belt) in his Martial Arts class. He does not put up with bullies at school. Just ask the second grader who tried to mess with him. She’ll tell you all about it.

Although he has the appearance of a true Hollywood star in his trendy vest by Target, Kaleb (4) prefers to keep a low profile. He is quiet in most classroom settings and is just now beginning to open up. He is very happy with his new school and teacher. At home, Crissy says, “He is the life of the party. He is creative and really keeps us on our toes.” Kaleb enjoys coloring and making pokadoodles. He prefers villains to good guys (except Batman) and has an extensive repitoire of uses for potty words. Rumor has it that Kaleb has a sweet spot for the ladies... well, one lady in particular. He’s been seen giving her kisses as often as he can.

The youngest Socci boy, Bradley (2), is caught on camera modeling the dressy-casual, collared-shirt-with-sweater look by The Children’s Place. We have been told that Bradley exhibits a supernatural talent for blowing up balloons and building with blocks. To address the rumor that Bradley has become the wild child, that one is SO FALSE! He has the sweetest temperament and you can tell by his photo that he really looks the part. “Bradman,” as he is sometimes called, is fearless and will try just about anything. His heroes are his two older brothers and Thomas the Train.

Now to the Baby Bump rumor. This one is SO TRUE! Charles and Crissy will be expectin g a new addition to the family in April. But even more shocking… it is reported to be a GIRL! Who would ha ve thought this power couple could produce anything other than a boy? Our sources say this little girl is the very young lady by which her older brother, Kaleb, has become smitten. Kaleb has been spotted kissing his mommy’s tummy multiple times, daily. These boys will no doubt make amazing big brothers to this precious little girl. No name as of yet, but Apple, Cocoa, and Suri had better watch out!

The Socci family has issued STARZ magazine this exclusive statement: “We want to wish all of our family, friends and fans a very Merry Christmas. Without you, we wouldn’t be where we are today. May we all remember the true reason for the season, count our blessings, and try to pay it forward. Happy Holidays, and we love you all.”