Jaden and Forrest Jr.

Jaden and his cousin Forrest Jr. were sitting in the pool and they were taking turns playing "the Dad."

This is the conversation Charles overheard:

(Forrest is the Dad, and Jaden is the kid.)

F: You are NOT going to the party tonight, and you are NOT going to the club.

J: Why not?

F: Because your girlfriend will be there. And you can't kiss her.

J: Well. I'm GOING. (Swims to the other side of the pool and comes back)

J: I'm back.

F: Did you kiss her?

J: Yeah!

F: That's it! You're grounded! For a MONTH!


(Now Jaden is the dad and Forrest is the kid)


F: Can I go to a costume party?

J: Is your girlfriend gonna be there?

F: Yeah.

J: Well you better not kiss her!

F: I'm GOING to! (Forrest swims to the other side and comes back)

J: Well? Did you kiss her?

F: Yeah!

J: Fine. You're grounded for TWO months!